Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I usually avoid literary criticism. But after I discovered this literary "gem" on the shelf of an airport bookstore I couldn't resist. A week later (online library reserve system to the rescue!) I cracked open this little "masterpiece."

Let me preface this by saying I don't normally read zombie/horror fiction. The genre is usually an excuse for gratuitous violence and gore. But the combination of classic literature, and zombies? I just had to take a look.

At first I chuckled. The juxtaposition of Jane Austen and zombies was hilarious. But as I read on, I found myself chuckling a lot less. Although the fate of the ever-annoying Mr. Collins almost seemed appropriate. (That's as close to a spoiler as I'll go.)

The text was about 80% original Austen with only 20% of the text dedicated to Zombies. So the book was mostly the original Pride and Prejudice interrupted by brief interludes of assaults by and/or slaying of zombies. But as I read on I found myself skimming through the zombie parts so I could get back to the "action."

Although I had not previously read Pride and Prejudice, I was thoroughly familiar with the story from the various film interpretations. So on the rare occasions that the action got good, I was never afraid anyone of consequence would come to any real harm, since the original plot was preserved in this book. The zombie victims began to feel like the red-shirt-wearing crew members from Star Trek--new characters introduced only to be killed off a page or less later.

The zombie element also introduced some other problems. The main characters could not be substantially altered, so the addition of their new mighty-zombie-slayer skills often clashed with their established character from the original. Just try imagining Jane Bennet as a vicious zombie-slayer. It doesn't work much better in the book.

In short, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is not a good zombie thriller. Neither is it the original Pride and Prejudice. If you want my advice, read the original. And if you want some zombie-slaying action, look elsewhere. But I'm afraid I don't have any worthy recommendations.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Old Sock News


The Frog is back again! This low-quality test is a page from the alphabet book i'm making for my son. Maybe I'll even get it done by his Birthday...we'll see. I have about five letters done so far.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

My Review of K200D SLR Digital Camera & 18-55mm II Lens

Originally submitted at Abes of Maine

The PENTAX K200D, perfect for developing digital SLR users, offers an easy-to-use interface and incorporates award winning PENTAX imaging technology. With 10.2 megapixels, this DSLR features many of the advancements that are incorporated in the PENTAX K20D, including a 2.7 inch LCD monitor, Custom ...


Excellent for hobbyist/semi-pro

By Matt the traveler from Greenville, SC on 11/2/2008

 

5out of 5

Pros: Fast Shutter Speed, Consistent controls, Nice Features and Settings, Rugged, Easy to Use, Excellent in Low Light, Good Battery Life, Great Resolution, Wide ISO range, Good sized screen, Works with old lenses

Best Uses: Outdoors, Portraits, Home, Travel, Pics for Video Slideshows

Describe Yourself: Photo Enthusiast

I have used the K-200 to get shots for video slideshows, as well as during travel. Takes good pictures, even in low-ligt due to high ISO range. Grain is acceptable even at high ISO setting. Accepts old Pentax lenses, but works best if they have auto exposure (manual exposure is a hassle with old lenses).

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Eye can see!

I decided that I needed to move ahead sans buttons, and give Mr. Hanes some eyes. Quite the dapper fellow if you ask me.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Mr. Hanes



This is Mr. Hanes. He is my latest weird sock creature. I actually made him over a month ago, but he has no eyes, as I have no buttons. I found socks by the pound, but I am sorely lacking in buttons. Maybe he will never have eyes. I guess that depends if he is destroyed by my son or not before I get some buttons.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Frog is back


I am playing with the lighting on my frog. I constantly go back
and forth between a more "realistic" ray-traced look (example here) and a cartoony, flat shaded look.

Excuse the lable. This was a screen capture and I didn't notice it until after I had uploaded the image.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Flags of Europe

I've been cleaning out my computer and I ran across this unused animation I did for a video. It's just flags of Europe waving and fading from one to another. I have a higher quality version I may replace this with later, but it is not rendered. Enjoy.

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